sam's blog

i really think rose quartz is the voice of our times she was suicidal she was bisexual she was a libra she was fat she was horny all the time she was pink she went to war against herself she fumbles people who demand emotional intimacy from her she has a very loose grip on reality she loves everything and hates herself she somehow has mommy issues despite belonging to a species where mothers do not exist her boobs are self-made she was into soundcloud rappers she has committed identity theft and a hundred other war crimes she has several pet lions one of which is a zombie and she couldn’t break out of herself. peace and love on planet girl

no you have to say money money money like the way mr krabs does it. youre not doing it right

youre not doing it how mr krabs would do it

[pulls out and takes off my condom and leaves

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

i almost didn't unmute this but this is from a mutual so i trusted you. i did NOT expect the fucking generic punch/slap noise what even lmao

if i had a dick i would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed

Dont do this you will get dirt in your penis hole :((

Or so I’ve heard