Welcome

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

tag the vtm oc who has small boobs but isn't completely flat either!

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

going straight into the woods call that penis mysterious

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

yessssss shame your past self for surviving the only way you knew how to at the time 😍😍😍

Sorry I am jazzed on early AM coffee - gimme a lil fact about your VTM OC when you see this! Any kind is fine. Khloe (my Ventrue Thinblood) has to sit up front in the work van because she refuses to ride in a vehicle without a seatbelt! (She died by carwreck!)

Branna was an army brat born on a base in France. This is why she is a good shot and chose to learn French.