rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean
Cosmic Funnies

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
DEAR READER
Keni
AnasAbdin
$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros

roma★

#extradirty
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

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in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,
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i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
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Fire Marshall: Her name is Blondie. Me: Oh wow she's adorable. What does she do? Fire Marshall: She does arson. Me: She's a criminal? Fire Marshall: ... She's trained to detect arson at the scene of a fire. Me: Oh, well I guess that's cool, too.

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Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.
Me: If you can portmanteau it, you must portmanteau it.
My brother: It's portmandateaury.
D&D Drow Headcanon:
Through cultural norms and deliberate training, drow are taught to go deathly silent when they feel in danger. It's part of their whole "army of shadow assassins" bag. But I think the flipside of that is they learn to make noise when they feel safe.
So dark elven communities are noisy. Drow are constantly humming, they're whistling, they're singing. Drow in conversation make way more active-listening sounds than anyone else ("Uh-huh," "Yeah," etc.) and it probably gets on their party-members' nerves. You gotta learn to tune it out to have a conversation.
But that's also a way to more easily & subtly alert someone to danger. If you're talking with one of your drow buddies and he goes from "uh-huh yeah, definitely, man I hear ya" to dead silent, it's not because he's focused on the conversation - it's because he thinks your hand should be moving to your sword hilt right now.
Who is Prev: High Fantasy Edition
your illustrious liege lord/lady/gentle
a noble of the court
a wizard/sorcerer/magical advisor to the court
a knight or soldier
a wandering bard/minstrel or else a court jester
a hedgewitch/cunning person of the woods
a mysterious stranger or masked rogue or some such
a peasant or merchant or shopkeeper or some type
a fairy or elf or nymph or sprite or some such
a goblin or dwarf or giant or troll or some such
a centaur or mermaid or anyone both human and beast, or capable of shapeshifting
a dragon or other mythical beast or else some kind of talking animal
Please do put specifics in the tags, if you have specifics in mind!

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Vtm ocs and DID (dissociative identity disorder)
oc has DID, NOT malk
oc does not have DID, NOT malk
oc has DID, is malk
oc does not have DID, is malk
"non-disordered" plural, NOT malk
"non-disorded" plural, is malk
multiple choice (elaborate in tags)
bald
Just wanna see something, feel free to elaborate in the tags. Osdd and other similar count for DID. Tryna see both how many people have ocs with DID and how many of them are malkavians