The Wonderful World Of Nihilism And Narcasism

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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you forgot to identify the pink one

you forgot to identify the pink one

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

2011-2014 Ford F-150

i wish there was someone i could show this to in real life without permanently damaging our relationship

@sashamaeannels1

we need more women who are just fucking losers

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

@jakestubley

please credit kate beaton for this comic!! she has a lot over on her twitter (@beatonna) and on her site hark! a vagrant!!

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly