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I can’t stop taking naps. Naps are awesome. Has anyone else discovered how awesome naps are

Today I was at a lesbian meetup and I heard a lady say “can’t wait until I’m out of his hell hole”. We were all at the bowling alley. A normal bowling alley. So I hit her in the back of the head with a bowling pin. I’m hitting a lot of people in the head these days

(Covered in blood) my antidepressants just kicked in!! Fantastic!!

STOP. PEEING.

Last week I accidentally ate some candle wax and it was the best thing I’ve ever tasted. I have no idea what to do with this information

Men will straight up just be like “LMAO eat my flesh” ummmmm no how about you face God and walk backwards into hell you silly billy

Hello from the other side

I’m fuckign sweaty even tho it’s soooo cold lmao

Medic said he created his own type of bandaid and I am VERY concerned about what that could mean

I haven’t been to the mall in forever……what do people do at the mall besides shop?? Just stand around with drinks??

I like being a lesbian and I also like taking naps but I don’t like when bugs crawl on my floor

I GOT A NEW MANN CO. ISSUED CELL PHONE AND I LOVE IT!!! I am required by my contract to say it’s very good