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Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

Everyone say Fuck You Brenda!

Happy international throw brenda into a volcano day

Can facilitate a volcano

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

[ID: The first image is a GIF of a lamb souvlaki, lamb in pita with accompaniments, slowly rotating. The second image shows Deinosuchus, an ancient, gigantic crocodilian. End ID.]