She’s like warm days, sunshine, honey and love.

Eugh! Blegh! Ptooey!

I never fucking get tired of this post.

Merry Christmas.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

...well, today I learned something.

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

2022 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2023 and we cant even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. were basically living in a dystopia.

2024 and we cant even electronically synthesise big macs out of nothing. we’re basically living in a dystopia.

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

I think I saw him in a dream once