The One Who Does Things

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

holy fuc

I didn’t even know it had a name

what's up everybody currently i am having to grapple with the idea that it might be possible that the people reporting everything i post as CSAM are so fucking cooked that they genuinely believe the gachapon toys and roblox screenshots they are reporting are CSAM, how's your day going. account number 11 btw

if infohazards not real why knowing this makes my head horts

yeah.

remember this shit btw when this blog gets nuked. remember how fucking stupid this whole thing was and make sure to tell staff as directly as possible

Sippin juice thrice

Reblog to sip the juices thrice

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@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

i just realised i didnt add 'in my friendgroup' and now it just looks like i got rid of all the lesbians and i'm sad about it

First cavewoman to notice grugetta's back looks really nice when she's banging rocks together

Troglodyke

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

@enbyonsteriods

realism ≠ better art. i too thought high renaissance painting was the height of painting until i was introduced to the concept of impressionism. at the invention of the camera, some people believed painting would fall out of style. turns out: no.