trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

i really do hate when people act like athena is buck's surrogate mom like that man is nottt her son he is a smelly ugly stray dog that bobby brought home one day and athena was like Bobby what did you bring into my house and Bobby said I found this guy on a call...isn't he cute? and athena was like He is not. but she let him keep the dog so long as he agreed to take care of him and not let him sit on the furniture. and athena will look at the dog sometimes as it's begging her for food and be like You are one ugly mutt you know that? and it'll wag its tail at her and she'll sigh and give its ears a little scratch. one time when bobby was in the kitchen athena fed the dog a shred of bacon from the table and may was like Mom did you just feed the dog bacon? That's not good for dogs and athena was like May don't be ridiculous i don't even like that dog. Michael did you see me feed the dog bacon? and michael was like Don't bring me into this i'm not the one who brought the dog home. and harry was like Can i feed the dog bacon and athena and may and michael and bobby all said No. now that bobby is gone athena lets the dog sit on the sofa sometimes and sometimes it'll put its doggy head in her lap and she'll say What are we gonna do with ourselves now...and the dog will drool on her and she'll say This is why i don't let you sit on the sofa. sometimes when she does something reckless and illegal she lets the dog ride along with her in the car because the dog likes to bite people so it can be helpful to have around. she never introduces it as her dog though she always say That dog in my passenger seat? I have no idea where he came from...must've left my car door open. meanwhile the dog has escaped the car and has bitten someone's leg off

911 abc is like a disease

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

remember when the cop called buck mr. buckley and eddie made it a point to correct him and say buck 😑 and the cop said cute my wife calls me woody 🙂‍↕️😏🫵 and eddie didn’t say anything at all😙

the thing about Buck and Eddie that makes them soooooo compelling is that if one of them were to die, the other would only be able to achieve the smallest crumb of peace in all the rest of their lifetime, by lying down at the foot of the grave of the other like those AI videos of dogs that lie down on their owner's graves for years and years and years that your grandmother sends you. but the thing is...they couldn't even get that “wet dog in the rain” satisfaction because they both love Chris too much. And they both love each other too much to let the thing they both loved the most (Chris) lose both of them. So they’d eventually wag their tails again and ignore the siren song of devoted vigilance at the other’s resting place. Like they “alive-trapped” each other by accidentally and quietly and purposefully and loudly becoming a family unit. And they don’t even kiss about it yet.

ryan saying eddie would've broken down the chamber and sacrificed himself if he'd been there when bobby was infected 😭 sorry I appreciate the enthusiasm but the only reason why bobby sacrificed himself was literally because there was only one vial of antidote that already went to chim before anyone even knew bobby was sick. now you're BOTH dead AND you died looking stupid as hell