I hate when you go looking for object insert and it's all just dildos and fisting. Like, no?? That's not at all what I want. I want the weird shit, the really fucking nasty things.
Shove spare change in my cunt like I'm the fucking washing machine. Make me chug a glass bottle of coke and then fuck me with it. Put as many of those dollar store squishy toys in me as I can take. Stick a wiimote in me and have me try to beat you at Cooking Mama, I don't fucking know.
Get creative, people!
























