but i'm not a rapper

how ppl on false lashes like 👁👌🏽 boop! Like no my kid……. I try putting on one n i am covered in glue…. my arm is broken… my leg? Sore… my eye? watered💦.. my hair? Gon..

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

One of my fav posts.

[id: a photo of a brown, warty toad with a dandelion flower turned over on its head like a hat. the toad is climbing over some mossy rocks loosely holding a twig in its grasp.]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

please hurry up and overthrow capitalism so that i don’t have to fill out any more job applications where i have to retype the contents of my resume into an application form after i already attached my resume

do you ever just know the answer to a trivia question and have no idea where the knowledge came from