Decided it’s safe to be beautiful again

I need an experience with psilocybin at this point in my life tbh

negotiating on my non negotiablez 🤮

I didn’t swim on my days off this week and I can feel the rage returning

This is not the common sense I’m getting from others, but I love this mercury retrograde in cancer. It’s making me feel like July is really long and I can finally exhale

“I’m going to shower after this song” puts on 12 min song 😭 oh nooo

why are baddies buying plastic disposable cups for the drinks they make at home 💔

I was serving this table of 3 45 year old ladies and they started the interaction with “we were just talking about how tacky it is to get married at Madison Square Garden” and I had no idea what they were referring to, so I naively responded that I can’t believe anyone can afford that and why wouldn’t they buy a house for the money they’ll spend on that wedding lmao. They treated me like a baby bird for the next hour and then moved to the bar and asked me to transfer their $400 dinner with them </3 lol. now I get it, but like, T-Swift truly doesn’t exist to me. bitches