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Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

The Stranger

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pukicho

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

pukicho

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

dankmemeuniversity

memorycycle

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

pukicho

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

mountainchickentm

What about a Pirate's soul?

pukicho

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

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draconym

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

draconym

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award:

dragonpyre

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

rootbeerrex

starting a collection

clever-fandom-reference

If I may submit:

kisskisscantfallinlove

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*

sweet-dreams-are-made-of-my-dick

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

moonkitty

welcome to the no notes frisk wants chicken nuggets post

furryprovocateur

1. Why did the hoes only want his meat when he had bread?

2. Suppose he loses his bread. What happens to his meat?

3. Explain the significance of the boiling oil.

furryprovocateur

anyone know what's going on here

segamascott

i think it has something to do with your hate for people with health conditions

segamascott

which is disgusting

furryprovocateur

segamascott

ungrateful 😠

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acerby

You think robots can’t get pregnant? Well explain vending machines, you dumb ass.

adhd-faith-interpreter

I feel like a 3d printer is a better analogy because it actually builds the thing inside it but yeah

mika-miii

3d printers are viviparous, vending machines are hosts for parasitoid doctors pepper that oviposit their eggs inside them

girlnumbers

hi can we play staring and breathing together

woolandflax

Which of these is a sweet treat? 🤔

Onion 🧅

Steak 🥩

Cupcake 🧁

Honda civic 🚗

Voting ended onAug 7

woolandflax

POV: a tumblr user craving a sweet treat has spotted your Honda Civic

atombombtom

kaijugalxxx

schakira

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gensational

may you scorch heaven and earth in your vain vengeance

hentairobot

why is this fucking website so slow now

maruposting

The Samsung Galaxy S4 hosting the site is finally nearing the end of its life.

hentairobot

we are so fucked

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