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love reblogging things. like yeah i’ll have that in my house thank you.

what people fail to understand is that sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley through the middle of my skull. and at night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head and you, you cool my desire. (oh I'm on fire)

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

well I am going to enjoy every last second of matt chapman in a blue jays uniform that I can

Since the sell by date wasn't for another 4 days I returned them. I was checking out at the store and I was like "i'm not sure you want to take them out of the bag" and he did and a passing manager was just like "That looks like a bomb, I'm just gonna take it to the back" and was off like a shot.

i feel like i'm losing my mind why has the AI debate pivoted away from material/labor concerns back to debates about Real vs Fake Art. cannot express just how little i care about relitigating Art and high art and low art and skilled vs unskilled art. what i care about is the treatment and compensation of workers, the power corporations are exerting over intellectual property and creators, the continued extraction of resources, and the omnipresent glut of spam and disinformation with few regulations and resources that filter out the SEO AI generated nonsense

sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher

You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

today’s the day

happy assorted cheese day