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i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

You’re a hideous, terrifying monster. One day, you meet an innocent little girl who isn’t afraid of you and treats you like anyone else. Day after day, you play together until you’re eventually separated. Many years later, you meet her again, but this time, she’s terrified of you.

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

But so too does the Earth eat us in turn. We die and the hungering dust comes for our flesh. The fungal spores and bacterial enzymes bore through our bones. The birds pluck at our eyes and the beasts at our feet. Each organism hungering for the next and so hungering ultimately for itself, we are an ouroboros and each eat and are eaten in turn.

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

characters who crave affection but at the same time have no idea how to respond to actually receiving it due to the fact theyve rarely ever experienced it are my absolute favourite

just ordered 50 more years of prosperity

just ordered half a year of locusts

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊