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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

lyrics DO NOT 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️❌❌🚫🚫 have to be good 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ for the song to be good 👍😎😎😎

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

Don't threaten me with a good time.

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to