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not the first person to say it but it is insanely funny to make a gacha about an infamous money pit like horse racing

they should make a gacha called Casino Girls! Beautiful Spending Spree

I would like to send my thanks to the universe for breaking p!atd up before wwwy could make Brendon perform afycso solo

whoever created dating apps will not see the gates of heaven

trusting them not to drain you dry of all your blood but knowing they could is the whole appeal. btw. they could tear you apart but instead are cradling you so tenderly and tilting your head so delicately so they can absolutely slice into your neck and drink until you’re lightheaded but nothing past that. they are doing this because you are trusting them but you got to this point because they trusted YOU enough to share the moment with you. whatever

and they will listen to your heart to make sure your pulse isn’t too weak. when they pull away they’ll clean the blood away and fix the collar of your shirt for you. you’ll wipe the blood (YOUR blood) from the corner of their mouth. which they will also make sure not to waste. by catching your wrist and licking it clean. then gently kissing your thumb. normal

nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god

Me personally i dont believe any MCR rumours unless theyre coming straight from Joe Jonas’ mouth

love is real. it’ll never happen to me. whatever