𓆱 lord of misrule 𓅪

I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

woke up to find my knight sharpening his sword in complete darkness like some kind of freak

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

New dose of daddy issues, time to hit the pen extra today

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

why is it so hard for people to grasp that disabilities disable and chronic illnesses are chronic. yes even when it inconveniences you. yes even when your patience runs out