One of these posts will save me from my fate

theyve gotta stop calling shit sapphic

its dyke night. just call it dyke night.

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

This is true if she’s normal or cis btw, regardless, still neutral.

I swear to fuckin god if you see this post and think “ah yes, unlike trans women who fetishize feminity” go fuck yourself this was made by a trans women. Also I swear to fuckin god if you see this post and god “but I love being femme it’s gender affirming to me” this post was made by a enby and maybe fuckin ask if it’s not about you.

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall