the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

"sorry for party rocking" I don't think you are. I think you're sorry you got caught

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest