emu war criminal

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

yes babe you’re so bunny a certain hunger my year of rest and relaxation boy parts the pisces gone girl milk fed nightbitch the bell jar the virgin suicides earthlings pizza girl vladimir and ily for it

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

do y'all remember, a year into covid, when the evergreen ship got wedged sideways in the suez canal and it was like. oh no blocked shipping route! companies losing gazillions of money! but at least it was a news story whose absurdity causes no deaths? so we were all fixated for a week?

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

we seal mike flanagan away for a year and then every october he re-emerges like a progressively more insane little show business gremlin to put a curse on my bloodline