I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

Half man subverts gendered expectations bc Ruben is the one always crying and having big wet glistening orbs

#the genders in question of course being seme and uke (op's tags)

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay

they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them enact increasingly complex crimes against each other in order to prove that they’re actually the one with the power that they’re one DOING the fucking & not the one getting fucked over

I sure am glad these two characters cannot be anything close to normal with each other. Yeah, it’s terrible for their mental health and a lot of people have gotten hurt or worse because of it. But damn, it is so entertaining to watch, so I kind of want them to just keep going.

Start commenting "not all men" in posts saying something positive about men

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"

gay weddings are pretty much the same as straight weddings except for the part where one of the grooms has to wait for permission from his brotherloverabuser to say “i do”