all the colors of the rainbow flood my face

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

I can't wait until I can make cookies and pies again

Lets stay in touch i would like to link up with our connections on the subject when its all said and done

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

through a willingness to speak to your friends and acquaintances, plans can be made to see them. few know this

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

The backrooms was interesting, but it would have been better if it was about a naive rich teen trying to learn the nature of the mysterious incident which ended his family and the golden witch Beatrice on a private island off the coast of Japan