Shawn Spencer If He Was Useless 👍

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

I dont care if mondays toast. Tuesday Wednesday breakfast roast. Thursday i like waffles most. Its fried egg im in love

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

too perverted for the normies not perverted enough for the real perverts how am i supposed to make it in this crazy world

the moderate/neutral pervert

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

I think of that pic of Colin Farrell in costume as Alexander the Great lying on the ground covered in blood with an arrow protruding from his chest and smoking a cigarette all the time.