put me back in it

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

I think Emily Wilson just killed Christopher nolan

Rose is going Yeah I really hate giving head & kind of prefer it when a guy just goes down on me so I can just zone out the entire time. I hate when they have a beard though haha but I really like long hair. It just sucks because they always wanna talk to me during. It’s like oh my god the girls I’d make out with during theater camp were always so much better at this y’know? And Shane is googling ‘restaurants where I can have a private conversation near me’

Shane takes her to a nice restaurant with low lighting & not many people around & gives her the same ‘I don’t think men are really doing it for you’ speech. & Rose is just giggling going “okay sure Shane. Come on look at me, I don’t even look, y’know…” & Shane is like babe you can’t even say the word. There’s no way to LOOK gay, do I look gay? & Rose rolls her eyes (she’s still giggling so hard almost frantic) & says that it’s different for girls. You can always tell with girls. & Shane says that’s so illogical & he can prove it. He pulls up Svetlana’s instagram & slides his phone over the table to her. “That’s Ilya’s BISEXUAL best friend, does she look, ‘y’know.’” & Rose is giggling even HARDER but her cheeks are bright pink & her eyes are a little panicked. She slides the phone back over to Shane & thanks him for a lovely meal but says she just remembered she has a shoot in the morning. He should send her Sveltana’s instagram though. For no reason.

My new period-appropriate crack headcanon is that the boston raiders once used akinator to figure out who montreal jane is and it kept telling them if was shane hollander and they kept thinking it was the weirdest fucking bug

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Could really use $12000 and an orgasm right now

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job