put me back in it

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

There should be more types of ovation. Spinning, prone, supplicating. We have barely scratched the surface of ovation techniques.

welcome to tumblr heated rivalry fandom, the first thing you should know is we have a weekly schedule and you ARE expected to follow it

reblog or reply with your love song. you know, the one that you think is what love sounds like

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

weekly reminder bottom ≠ sub ok thank you

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word