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#neverstopcomplaining

straight up 'unforchin it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. my circumstants

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

My dad was raised buddhist and when I watched bill and Ted with him he was like “these guys are unironically the most enlightened people on the planet. They are leaving Samsara for sure” and that man has never been more right about anything ever

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

was scared out of my mind for two weeks over something that I ended up doing with ease. many such cases.