All Cops Are Bastards

"cozy game" maybe for YOU. I have spreadsheets

i actually think it's rly cool for people getting an abortion to joke about the abortion, and it's not tasteless or bad. btw. they are allowed to joke about it. and it's funny.

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

the human hand is a wonderfully versatile tool for trying to carry one thing too many and dropping everything all over the fucking floor

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

Meh

(puts the cum back in you) get out .

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

diced onion and olive oil belong in the saucepan together. lezzing out.

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

Trump basically declared disabled people ‘unfit to work’ as he put it by revoking the Equal Employment Opportunity Law of 1965. It means employers no longer have to legally give accommodations to disabled employees. This will render so many Americans jobless and barely anyone is talking about it because disabled people like me are treated as expendable.

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

bleeding

“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)