Knitting Anarchist.

*reading tarot* ouch! ten of swords. you mustve gotten stabbed a bunch of times recently

*flips next card over* by the devil

you do kind of have to actively shape how you feel a little bit. you can't just like, passively wait for the world to impress and inspire you. you have to choose to look for it & you have to choose to find it.

take your feelings out for regular exercise to build their strength and endurance

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

you didn't have to say sextupleted did you

well you see if she said "more than quintupled" it would be underselling it, and if she said "more than septupled" it would be a lie. so yeah I'd say it's a good word choice.

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

ok i understand homestuck now. you kill the clowns to obtain various polygons, which allows your partner to invest in real estate, which is how you get to heaven

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

don't give up in your 20s or 30s. what if you get really milfy. wouldn't you want to know?