Random Streams of Consciousness.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

I barely interact with the pacrim fandom but I have seen horny forearm gifsets featuring our darling freak Newt Geiszler and while I respect gifmakers on principle he's such a completely sexless being to me. He's like a bug (remembers my sci-fi original fiction that somewhat heavily features sexy bugs) hm

I do headcanon him as aroace due to everything about pacific rim as a film. And I'm a lesbian so I'm not especially predisposed to wanting to fuck men. But I'm kind of rotating the concept in my mind and yknow I can understand enjoying watching him run around sopping wet in the rain bleeding crying etc that's what he's getting up to for most of the movey. I get that. Maybe the dissonance is more in the Horny Forearms. He's gonna be fingering you and infodumping about national tragedies. Which still I can kinda understand. I just don't know. I just don't know.

sometimes the anti-Bruce Wayne sentiment on here goes so far in one direction that it comes back around to something that’s almost reasonable until you read the full post. it’ll be something like “Bruce can fight any combination of his kids and always win” which, like, word, but then it’s followed by “…because he’s a pro at beating his kids” and I’m like nooooooo we were so close

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

"I had typing classes but got a D bc I had already taught myself to type over 100 wpm and refused to learn the Right Way" is not an option. :/