A wind in the pines

when i grow up ive always wanted to suddenly blot out the sun with my mighty wings before swooping down upon an aircraft carrier and tearing it apart and eating its inhabitants

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

I want to apologize to @homunculus-argument for assuming their claim that pigeons can identify cancer was a shitpost.

seeing how much of mainstream cultural life is organized around the standardized myth of The Genders after living outside of it for a long ass time now is uncanny, depressing, and fills me with utter dread at what our species has done to itself and will do to itself.

when a woman puts her everything into an outfit and her face is shiny like a disco ball and she layered her fav perfume with oil and then her bf puts on some shorts and a shirt like u better put on a fucking pink wig and lace panties im so mad at you rn