mmmmyep alrighty then

im at the frodo birthday party im at the bilbo birthday party im at the combination frodo and bilbo birthday party

can you drop my white ass in a trebuchet and fling me over the city walls into certain danger

There was a wall here once. The tree remembers, but now the wind blows through roots that once nestled among stones.

climbing through that gap will DEFINITELY take you somewhere Else

People who had to teach themselves how to be decent people, how to interact with the world, because their parents didn't set an example, deserve so much recognition.

A concept: neopronouns that are just Thee/Thou/Thine

Disability will have you thinking shit like “I’m not even that disabled. I can manage as long as I limit myself to very specific careers, never go shopping for more than an hour or two at a time, keep my plans open so I can cancel and stay in if need be, and only go out a few nights per week at the most”

my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

one thing about me is that i will lose my mind about the personification of the house

this house hates you. this house loves you. this house wont ever let you leave. this house has eyes & a mouth. you could make this house speak. you could make this house cry. this house has seen the worst parts of you & wants to keep you inside it forever. this house will die with you. etc.