Please Act Like I’m Cool My Spouse Follows Me

a guy walks in with two puncture wounds on his neck like “u should see the other guy” and then a vampire walks in covered in those cartoony lipstick kiss marks

i’m really glad this post was a hit with the gays

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

i see everyone taking the ending as if jax is "dead" but like. am i the only one who sees the ending as being hopeful about the people who've abstracted? i think the story is pretty clearly implying that theyre still "alive", and that there's certainly hope for them, they just need time to actually come back. maybe thats just the optimist in me idk

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

we are goig to GET you

My favourite running gag in Star Wars is Darth Maul being absolutely obsessed with getting revenge on Obi Wan over something he started. Obi Wan did absolutely nothing to him except defend himself. Maul killed someone Obi Wan loved and then tried to kill him as well and now I guess he’s mad that Obi Wan didn’t let him murder him??? So dramatic and for what