Good Mornin!

more ppl need to get hooked on this drug called album in order. not enough people on album in order these days

@deers-and-dogs

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

This feels like a line from a fantasy hitchhikers guide, i can HEAR Stephen Fry reading this

Pretty hope goat

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

I must become kind and loving enough to pull these off

Coool arttr awesome arttt

@deers-and-dogs pokemons!

Hehe cool tail! I REALLY enjoy how his face looks barn owl core