Meh.

I’m every one in this

It’s back!

Literally three

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*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

LATRINA

Pocket

White people don’t get to say shit about anyone else’s names.

It’s always struck me as odd that Siobhan is respected as a charming piece of Irish heritage and people bother spelling it, but Shavonne is thought to be “urban”

I once knew a person named Winter Wolf… I wish I was kidding.

We have the same trend of awful made up names in France and it’s hilarious.

47 month old

UPDATE i went to her pregnancy blog and she actually named the kid Laikynn instead as if that’s like……better lmao

Okay also what is this about “graduating preschool”?????? Like was there a chance she was going to fail out? There aren’t even grades in preschool lol.

oh god i knew two kids who’s names were Tag and Leaf

There’s a kid in my town named Laci Curtain. Her parents thought ‘okay, our surname is curtain… what shall we name our child?’ ‘Laci?’ ‘Laci, yes, excellent’

My Aunty once taught a class where there were two siblings. One named Oranjalo (Oh-rawn-jah-low) and the other, Lamanjalo (Lah-mawn-jah-low). They. They were literally named Orange Jello and Lemon Jello.

I’m so done with white people

I once worked with a girl named “morning star” it fucked me up, and she was so unpleasant which didn’t help her case.