this month has two fics that i could not get out of my head! happy april!
on sâvoit demain by subcorax / @subcorax (2876)
Shane gets payback for the phone call with Hayden.
hold me without hurting me (youâll be the first who ever did) by mightydolphin (4862)
instead of going to the club during episode 4, shane goes back to his apartment. then he texts ilya.
five-star service by fckingfreckles (5588)
shaneâs first night as a swanky hotel bellboy is going great. until his long-time celebrity crush checks into penthouse one at 2 am and decides to tip you in ways not covered in employee training.
slow motion, love potion by umbradel (delsicle) / @delsicle (6811)
Ilya ran his finger over the fat stack of cash in his hand, making quick calculations.Â
âYou gave me enough for two hours,â he finally said. âWe can do everything. Okay?â
âEverything,â Hollander smiled. âYeah, that sounds fun, okay.â
Ilya and Shane meet in Sochi, under different circumstances.
I Only Threw This Party for You by OrYouCouldHaveMine (7022)
Ilya throws a masquerade party so he can fuck Shane without having to face anything else.
like the bodies of saints by yourinsomnia / @yourinsomnea(11756)
an AU in which Shane and Ilya are roommates, Ilya has an OnlyFans, Shane works at the boxing gym, and everyone around them thinks theyâre already married.
Floating (Like a Feather on the Sea) by Fandoms_are_my_lifestyle / @fandoms-are-my-lifestyle (14070)
Ilya Rozanov is an Olympic figure skater. Shane Hollander is a professional hockey player. Somehow, they still figure it out.
where the yellow grass grows knee-high by alspancakes (14169)
âSo,â Shane started out, pushing half a strawberry around his place, leaving a pink slimy trail in its wake. His eyes were down when he spoke, as usual, but they flicked up to find Ilyaâs after a moment. âUm. I know itâs early, but I have a birthday gift for you. Well,â Shane bit his lip. âItâs not, like, a gift, I guess. Not physical.âÂ
Ilyaâs eyebrows raised, and he painted on a curious smile, pointing at his chest.Â
or, ilya's first vacation with the hollanders. shane has a few surprises for him.
The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane) (series) by some1_around (20954)
Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didnât have to.
Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, âWhoever she is, sheâs gonna get over it,â and the scene in the locker room when he says, âWow, this Montreal girl works you up, brotherâyouâre straight up blushing, Roz.â
Or, the Boston Bearsâ perspective of Ilya and Shaneâs âsecretâ relationship over the years
A Day in the Life of a Centaur (series) by WriteSmart (22065)
To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies arenât growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin â humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could âhangâ with the big guns on the team.
That being said, thereâs still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable childrenâs movie at the teamâs latest movie night.
OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.
Protected Person by chinesebakery / @chinesebakery (27485)
Shane finds out on Twitter.
Not from a lawyer or a teammate or even one of the journalists who've been calling nonstop since the FanMail video went viral. He finds out at 6:47 am, still in bed, that Russia is coming for Ilya. Propaganda charges. Passport revocation. Return to the Russian Federation required.
What follows is weeks of watching everything fall apart. Ilya's career. Their safety. The system that was supposed to protect them. Shane keeps playing while Ilya can't. The lawyers file paperwork and say to wait. Montreal demands silence.
Shane faces a choice: keep his head down and trust the process, or burn down his career and force the world to pay attention.
Permanent Reminder by shanehollandertwentyfour / @shanehollandertwentyfour (35773)
Shane's whole team is getting Stanley Cup tattoos. Ilya's a tattoo artist. Bon appetit.
Apogee by OpalApparition / @opal-apparition (50289)
Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.
Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, wonât stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.
or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong manâs hands in exactly the right places.
A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU đ
re:hi by fleezerweezer / @ilyaois(60165)
At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:
They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.
After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%
Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?
Gatorade Galas & Moscow Mules by toraten (85533)
Shane Hollander is worried about everyone and everything.
Ilya is mostly just sick of air travel.
Or:
Shane and Ilya are having trouble balancing their very private relationship and their very public lives.
Total number of fics read: 67 (thatâs 2.5 mil words!) across two fandoms