dan talking about how much it hurt when certain people didn't like him as a person and only liked the fictional romanticized half of phan version of him. i need to buy a gun

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

when you have plans in the morning you can still live an eventful & fulfilling life afterwards but when you've got plans in the afternoon? well that's your whole day