decorous, unquestionably poisonous

Shipping boring af if you don't hate one of them tbh

Young Cathy and Heathcliff find a half staved unconscious Jane Eyre on the moors and poked her with a stick to see if she's dead. She isn't roused by their proding and they don't care enough to try and help her so it isn't mentioned in either book.

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

my wife flew a plane in an emergency situation and saved our lives in her dream last night and it was incredibly vivid to her and multiples times throughout the day today she has said quietly under her breath “I flew the plane…”

she describes how she had to use all her strength to pull the yoke down (she knows all the cabin terminology) and send the plane practically vertically through the air to avoid crashing into a mountain range and she keeps calling it the “miracle over the mountains”

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

the lost art of photoshopped manips is actually one of the saddest parts about the ai boom to me. kids don’t even have to painstakingly edit their super niche rare pairs together anymore 😔