Welp this is a mess

me: do I need to schedule around my CT scan next week? what if they have to sedate me and I can't drive afterward- me: ... me: I'm not a dog. I will probably be cooperative with the CT scan and not bite the tech.

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

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