You're not my cat

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

god i love girls and women and also titties, and fruit

Open up to me, I find that shit attractive.

Open up to me, I find that shit attractive.

All I want is to love you and see you being the happiest version of you

Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Ok but were you an Egyptology kid, a Dragonology kid, or a Wizardology kid?

Does anyone else have a hard time believing that somebody will wanna stay with you forever bc same

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

get you a girl who sends you inappropriate texts while you're in public

Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them

Appreciate yourself more and show your damn self off. You earned it.