kids these days starting tumblr with put together blogs, custom themes, and a tagging system…………… back in my day your blog was complete and utter shit for the first year

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

they are trained to be the very breast

like no one ever bras

to catch them is my real chest

to train them are my tata’s

I will browse across the store

Trying on every size

Need training bras to understand

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

*voices* BOOBEMON

Gotta hold ‘em all

mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

Hell fucking yeah

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

HAHAHAHAHA

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What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

Uh oh…..

did anyone else read the title of this post and expect some weird ass platonic bdsm bullshit

I did at first, then I realized there are some parts of the world untouched by our inherent sin

Why do I learn more about math from Tumblr than my 12+ years of formal education????????

No math teacher ever taught me this trick. Got damn.

This is great and all if you know how to subtract things from 100