fury

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

You're laughing, he confessed to your grandmothers murder and you're laughing.

Why did he name his son that

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.

no ad is as powerful as a tumblr mutual who has a new hyperfixation 

Someone on here said that a giftset on Tumblr will increase viewership more than any post on reddit/twitter ever will and its honestly so true

I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

"normal guy in an really weird place just chilling" and "weird thing or creature in a really normal place confused as hell" are both extremely funny concepts to me

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

i can’t believe some of you only use mobile OR desktop. i use both. sometimes simultaneously.

they also banned DILF and cannibalism. hannibal fandom obliterated.

“the feminine urge” “the masculine urge” shut the fuck up im getting “the murderous urge”