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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

forever obsessed with artemis fowl who, upon realizing that he needs a fuckton of money in order to keep searching for his missing and probably dead father, doesn’t reach for his impeccable hacking skills or his ability to flawlessly recreate artistic masterpieces in order to commit art theft but instead runs the most absolutely insane and convoluted plan that’s ever been constructed (rivaled only by the insane and convoluted plans he constructs when he’s older and aided by time and practice). based solely, by the way, off of what basically amounts to the fairy bible which is written entirely in verse AND in a language that no human being has ever been permitted to see let alone translate. and the plan WORKS

Also the ingenious loophole that he uses to get away with everything is based on his theory of how Santa Claus works.

And also he didn't have this genius loophole worked out BEFORE the fairy army was at his door with a nuclear bomb. He actually said he needed them to show up so he could prove it worked

monster hunter stories 1 fulfilled some things I always wanted from a pokémon type of game like, having your monsters be able to perform context required stuff for exploring without needing to teach them a skill, being able to switch your monsters elements (by transferring genes from other monsters here), reinforcing the "bonding" aspect with your monsters (by having your character fight alongside them) and having fast travel spots so it's easier to go back for stuff even in the early game

every few months i go back to check the comments for this comic and i’m constantly moved by how this comic i drew absentmindedly made an impact in the hearts of tumblr users. like i didn’t think this would happen

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender