Istahtaisinkohan

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

[ID: drawing of someone talking about explosions, stabbings, and sloppy makeouts with an evil grin, labeled *Spitballing some insane shit related to the media you're fixated to*. someone in the background gives a silent +1 like, labeled oomf from another fandom. the first person whips around to look at them, suddenly embarrassed]

I was debating pre- and post- smartphone existentialism with an older gentleman today and he stopped part way through and said “Why are you a security guard? Why aren’t you teaching this at some college somewhere?” And I didn’t know what to say so I went with “Well I used to make art but nobody pays an artist”

I want to invoke thought and wonder and introspection and encourage the passions of every soul I meet forever and ever and dig until I find the glorious potential for creation and experience and joy in every single one but unfortunately I must pay rent and so I stand, a meat shield, an NPC with unlockable dialogue

#capitalism brain tells you that anyone interesting must fight to the top of their interest#and precludes the possibility of everyone everyone everyone already being interesting