minimum wage bone enthusiast

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come

I’ll block a bitch on ultimate guitar tabs

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

i was flirting with a girl recently and i told her i "wanna take her to plapsburg" as a way to indicate i wanted to have sex and she just looked at me with this expression of like complete and total pity and i dont think ive ever felt more humiliated in my life

that is so cool! if i were you i wouldhave not done that

freeze frame. yeah, thats me. you might be wondering if thats me. yeah its me. ok thanks. unfreezes frame

File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"

this is so late renaissance early mannerism. the controversial male nudity? the lighting and value on the figure of emphasis?? him bathed in light and placed ABOVE while the police are clad in dark and BELOW?? Uh HES HITTING THE CONTRAPPOSTO??

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand