The Big Breakfast

mr president another dril tweet has manifested itself into reality

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

Gumby did not say that

he said this you son of a bitch

its dj erectile disfunction on the beat

making sure yall go hard even though i cant

Gordon Ramsey finds tile smeared with doodoo on kitchen nightmares

the king just sentenced me to be whipped and nae-nae'd in the town square

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting