Bones

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

getting c-ptsd when you thought it’d be at least a b+ ☹️

hot lesbian chatting you up but then she smiles at you and you notice her sharp pointy teeth and have to do a cartoonishly large gulp

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead