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blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

Fanfic and fanart and edits are not enough I need to gnaw on the characters with my teeth.

a quiet boy that dissociates alot is a type of pokemon that evolves into a girl

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

thats science for ya

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd