you smile, asshole

(heh Cathy is Brandon's mum character. Looks like she got another kid now).

Brandon as Cathy: look at him! No no.

[Brandon puts baby dolls's neck between his legs, and stage punches BBNO$ twice]

BBNO$: Why you always gotta be so mean?

Brandon as Cathy: I am NOT mean to you. I love you, and this is what love looks like. Right here. [Demand and receive a kiss on the cheek].

Brandon to audience: No, no, no. Are you enjoying this dog water?

audience: YES!!!

Brandon drops the baby.

BBNO$: That is a child!

Brandon as Cathy: Benjamin No Money stop staring at your mother's penis, and look me in the eyes!

BBNO$ [immediately get a very close look at his crotch]: Yes?

Brandon as Cathy: I wish I could put you back up in me, walk right out those doors and be hit by the first bus I see.

Real painters doubt their Painting prowess

Real artists doubt the quality of their Art

Hannah Alexander Artwork