Large Men Kissing Enjoyer

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

And Captain Clark is the easy version of Clark. The consumable version. The one where you don’t have to think about the flawed person Clark actually is, his temper and addiction and struggles under debt and his curiosity and creativity-none of that is vital to Captain Clark. He’s the one who ends up killing Clark because he represents Clark trying to accept the hand he’s been drawn, and he’s killed anyway because there’s no winning!! Captain Clark just wants to harm him!!! You can’t comply your way out of the jaws of a creature born out your own hurt.

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

It’s back! I think about this post monthly

Aliens abduct me from a cornfield only to set me back down at the club with a sick leather jacket and some shades

MEMORY FOAM THE STILL LIFES WERE MADE OF MEMORY FOAM THE BACKROOMS REMEMBERS