stuff and things

What if everything gets better in 2016

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

Me, still insane: I used to be sooo crazy

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

its working

i can feel it working

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing