Social Red Youth Dynasty Brigade Distortion

(northernlion ganondorf voice) take his ass to the ant hill. you're gonna get one sting and it's gonna feel like a thousand

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

have only watched a few eps of ntbts but I already know the chubby annoying one in the fedora needs to be abused

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

probably the worst attitude tumblr unintentionally cultivates is "the world out there is completely dangerous for you and no one can possibly understand you, so you should isolate yourself from it and avoid interacting with it as much as possible"

as a rule it's always more interesting when two people who know each other outlive a third person that they both loved and then their relationship becomes So Much Weirder and more emotionally fraught, entangled, and charged when that third person dies

why are they called "looksies" instead of views????

it's a regional thing

Jacking off and jerking off have such different and specific connotations. Its like theyre completely different acts to me

and dont even get me started on masturbating