fun and zesty

"Let the Gweilo play. He has nothing left to lose."

jf i was vladimir nabokov and i was writing lolita i would make her an adult becaude then it would t be dark problematic media and instead a sweet romabce between two adults (woke and pure)

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

I’m giving people until June to get these heated rivalry guys off my phone screen

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate